another breed of corporate pigs...

trying to bring home bacon.

My name is Jess. I'm 13. I'm a horrible person. I'm not worth it. I'm crap. Let me just get that out of the way before anything else. I kind of want to be a writer, but nothing makes me happier than music, do I'm really stuck. I've been told that I was a good writer, but I kind of suck at singing. There are only about 2 things in my life that I'm not open about. My blog is a mess, which, in a way, reflects me. Don't expect me to be on cutepeopleoftumblr. I would laugh really hard if that happened. I'm fugly. Okay. I usually don't use smilies. .gifs work much better. I change a lot. I change my page title once a week and my url about once a month. I enjoy change, and usually I enjoy people. I usually follow back, unless you're annoying or irrelevant. I post whatever the fuck I want. I'm on tumblr because knives scare me. Long story that I would probably tell if you asked. I just don't want to make a post.
Sep 3 '10

cameronhnngley:

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rainorthunder:

youreawomanimamachine:

hipposinspace:

redroseofthedead:

seizethedaaay:

kickingbitchesinthethroat:

rosyfays:

plasticmanpaperface:

mushymarzargo:

hellotallsara:

Sex Education?

This is terrifying.

According to the description of the video on Youtube,

“This is what they show at 7:00 o’clock in the morning, before the kids go to school.
That country is going straight to hell.”

WOT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

what the fuck

what the … .

what the fuck. really.

oh

THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. 

This is exactly how it happens.

 AHHH!

look at the hair on its balls omg i am dying.

 i cant….

OH MY ODF 

OH MY GOD I CANNOT

sdkjfhdkjjfh

what in the hell?

cannot be unseen…

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    Why is this the scariest thing I have ever seen?
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    ………. What…did I just watch….?
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    THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT.
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    i just.. i i …what
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    Seen this before…. I… I was never the same again
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    im gonna have nightmares
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    ….if this is for kids…
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